Urine in the Gas Tank: Myths, Facts, and Risks
Back in the late 1980s, I found it quite amusing to have urinated into the fuel tank of my mother’s old red Anglia. Little did I know that this could potentially do serious damage to the vehicle. Fast forward to today, and I still hear people contemplating whether they should pee in a gas tank. This article aims to debunk those myths and explain the real dangers involved.
Blame It on the Car's Design
During my childhood, old cars often lacked fuel tank locks, which could lead to curious experimentation. My mother’s Anglia was one such car. I remember how, without a second thought, I urinated into the fuel tank, likely due to the lack of security. The car was never used again after that incident, but both my mother and I forgot what had happened as time passed.
The Science Behind it All
Firstly, urine is composed mostly of water, with traces of salts and other water-soluble products. When urine is added to a gas can, it settles at the bottom, while gasoline remains on top. However, the water in urine can clog water traps or filters. Once the water is drained off, the gasoline will still work fine, as it does not absorb water or urine. Nevertheless, the risks involved in such actions cannot be underestimated.
Why You Should Never Add Urine to a Fuel Tank
The risks of adding urine to a fuel tank are numerous and potentially catastrophic. Urine can cause blockages and damage the fuel system, especially if ethanol is present in the fuel. When water (including urine) mixes with ethanol, it begins to rapidly degrade the fuel, leading to the formation of acids. These acids can cause corrosion and rust in fuel system components. Additionally, minerals in urine can build up in the fuel system and combustion chamber, leading to further damage.
A Real-World Example
In a real-life scenario, Ralph, a bowling alley regular, found himself in a predicament one cold night in January in Iowa. After a few hours of drinking, he left the bowling alley with his Jeep, which was on cold ground with fuel being poured into the tank at a height that made it difficult to manage properly. Despite the freezing temperatures and the unprofessional act, the fuel filler lasted for two weeks before it finally failed. Had Ralph reported the incident earlier, it might have been avoided, possibly saving money and trouble.
Don't Waste Your Money
The risks of adding urine to a fuel tank go beyond mere inconvenience; they can lead to severe and expensive damage. Not only can it cause the engine to stall, but it can also cost you a significant amount of money in repairs. It’s best to avoid such actions altogether. By keeping your fuel system clean and free from contaminants, you not only protect your engine but also maintain the longevity and performance of your vehicle.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the idea of urinating into a gas tank might seem like a joke, but it poses serious risks to your vehicle and your finances. It’s crucial to understand the potential damage and take preventive measures to ensure your car’s fuel system remains in optimal condition. Remember, when it comes to maintaining your vehicle, do not take unnecessary risks. Stay away from such practices and keep your fuel system clean and healthy.